i only accept apologies in cash
SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY
This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd
I CAN’T GET OVER HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HICCUP IS OKAY AND THAT HE FREAKED OUT OVER NOTHING
I swear to fukkin dragon-god Hiccup…
this is like the funniest toph moment ever
The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’
And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara
I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
My friend has the greatest water bottle and I need it.
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass