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Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there; I do not sleep.

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frickyeah1990s:

No, forget that floppy disk table, I need this table.

frickyeah1990s:

No, forget that floppy disk table, I need this table.



10knotes:

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10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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i-hatecinnamon:

saccharomyces-cerevisae:

Omfg

(Source: christianbaled)



the-absolute-funniest-posts:

teenytigress:
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY




(Source: misspiffylizzy143)






-I’ve got something for you.
-What is it?

-I’ve got something for you.

-What is it?





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whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly



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